Cast Member: I'd like to welcome you to Walt Disney's Enchanted Room presented by our friends at Dole Pineapple. Now it's time to introduce you to the star of the show Jose wake up.
Jose: Awww Buenos Dias seniorita, my ciestas are getting shorter and shorter. Oh look at all the people. Welcome to Walt Disney’s Enchanted Tiki Room. Hey Michael me amigo, pay attention it’s show time.
Michael: So it is and what darlin’ people I have sittin’ under me. Pierre you rascal you, let’s put on the show.
Pierre: Mounna me (please excuse spelling) I am always ready as you say to put on the show wwhht whoo (whistle) pardon madam that whistle was for my good friend Fritz.
Fritz: Ack toleba, I almost fell out of my number perch. Glad to see you all aboard ashow or hehe wherever you are. My goodness you’re all staring at us. We better start the show rolling.
Michael: Wait, wait we forgot to wake up the glee club.
Birds start chirping and the room fills with the sound of singing birds.
Jose: Ole, ole it’s show time.
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Jose: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon, in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you. If we weren’t in the show starting right away we’d be in the audience too. Altogether
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon, in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Fritz: I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.
Jose: You’re singing so low we can’t hear you.
Pierre: My voice might not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world.
Michael: Yea ho, but the trouble is it’s not far enough out of this world. Isn’t that right Herr Smith.
Fritz: Whoo, whoo I see Smith has no hair.
Jose: Me amigos stop the clucking, you sound like a bunch of old hens. There’s a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance
Michael: The boy’s in the back are called macaws.
Jose: Because of their claws?
Michael: No because they macaws, and our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan, and two can sound better than one toucan can.
Bird chirping
Jose: The bird of paradise is an elegant bird. It likes to be seen, and it loves to be heard. Most little birdies will fly away but the Tiki Room birds are here everyday.
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Jose: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar, and beat the drum. We’ve been a hit and we know you adore us so come on and join us in another chorus.
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: A little softer
All birds: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: A little louder
All birds: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room. All the birds sing words and the flowers croon in the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Jose: Let’s give the little birdies a great big hand.
Pierre: Ye Applaud, applaud.
Michael: Ahh, you down there with both hands.
Jose: And now senours and senouritas please place yours eyes to the center. Of the room that is. We present the Enchanted Fountain.
Fritz: Ack, yeah. And the wundeba bird mobile. It has birds on it and it goes round and round. That’s why they call it a bird mobile.
Michael: Look, here come the girls.
Pierre: Madam, and Masseur introducing the lovely ladies of France-swaa just like the ? with only feathers. Colette, Paulette, Suzette, Mimi, Gigi, Fifi.
Jose: I wonder what happened to Roseate.
Girl birds: Let’s all sing like the birdies sing. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Let’s all sing like the birdies sing. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Let’s all warble like nightingales. Give your throat a treat. Take your time from the birds, now you all know the words. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
Jose: Let’s a sing like the birdies sing. Bubbabo, bubbabo, bubo.
Michael: Let’s all sing like the birdies sing. Tweet, tweet, my that bird sings sweetly.
Pierre: Let’s all warble like nightingales. Ahhh magnificent. Take your time from the birds, now you all know the words, sing that all sweet song.
Jose: Now we want you people down there, to sing along with us birds up here. Altogether now, let’s all sing like the birdies sing.
Everyone: Let’s all sing like the birdies sing.
Jose: Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
Everyone: Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
Jose: Let’s all sing like the birdies sing.
Everyone: Let’s all sing like the birdies sing.
Jose: Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Everyone: Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Jose: Let’s all warble like nightingales.
Everyone: Let’s all warble like nightingales.
Jose: Give your throat a treat.
Everyone: Give your throat a treat.
Jose: Take your time from the birds.
Everyone: Take your time from the birds, now you all know the words tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
Jose: Everybody whistle.
Whistle the song.
Jose: Ah ha. Applause, applause that so good.
Fritz: Wundeba, wundeba. Give yourself a hand.
Pierre: Ahh that was magnificent.
Jose: C, no one laid an egg but me.
Michael: And now ladies and gentlemen we have something really big for you.
Fritz: Yeah, the birds stand still, or the Tiki Room flies away.
Pierre: Muname, quit talking while I’m interrupting. Ladies and gentlemen now direct from the islands we present a musical luau.
Flowers lower from where they are hung and start singing.
Pierre: Ack someone has stolen my tunder.
Jose: I think someone has left the shower running.
Fritz: Be careful me fine friends. The gods have been angered by all the celebratin'. But me buckos, every cloud has a silver lining.
Pierre: Msieur and Madamme, it's time to say oduer, but we hope you will always remember the amazing things wich happened here in Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room.
Birds: The birdies had their fling.(birdies chirp and sing) You heard the flowers sing.
Flowers: Ta hua ee la ee la
Birds: Tiki's play the drums. (Drums play) Hear them do the chant. (They chant) Farewell and aloha to you.
Jose: Ole', ole', applause, let's give the birds a standing ovation, applause, up, up down there, applause, everybody stand up down there on your feet ole'.
Michael: And now as long as you're all standin'.
Jose: We have a wonderful magic trick for you.
Fritz: Yeah, a wundeba trick. Everybody face the door. And the trick is, we gonna make you all disappear.
Entire Tiki Room:
Heigh Ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go. We hope you've all enjoyed the show heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho,
heigh ho, heigh ho, keep marching in a row. Don't stop to look or read a book heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho,
heigh ho, heigh ho, just kick your feet and go. You sing this song, you march along, heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho, heigh ho, step lively not so slow. Come back again we'll see you then, heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho, heigh ho make room for our next show. There's folks outside go take a ride heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho, it's out the door you go. We hope you've all enjoyed the show heigh ho, heigh ho.