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Ride Mashup Jungle Cruise Skippers Take Us On A Comedic Tour Through The Haunted Mansion

Haunted Mansion
Brady Macdonald
September 12, 2019
September 14, 2019
A pair of Jungle Cruise skippers have wandered far off course to the far reaches of New Orleans Square to take Disneyland fans on a pun-tastic tour of the Haunted Mansion filled with “deadpan” jokes that go into “grave detail.”

Jungle Cruise skippers Jen and Nik take viewers on a guided tour of the Haunted Mansion in a new video created to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Disneyland’s classic haunted house attraction.

The Disneyland ride mashup video was originally screened during the Haunted Mansion: Celebrating 50 Years panel at the D23 Expo at the Anaheim Convention Center.

As you might expect, the jokes are corny and the puns are bad when these two Disneyland attractions collide.

The Jungle Cruise skippers offer their trademark brand of cheesy humor as they wander the grounds of the Haunted Mansion, ride the stretching elevator and climb aboard a doom buggy to visit the seance room, ballroom, attic and cemetery.

A sampling of the witty banter:

In front of the mansion

Jen: “Here at the Haunted Mansion they say the grass is always greener on the other side, but if you ask anyone in the cemetery they’ll say it’s just dirt.”

Nik: “Maybe we should bury that joke.”

In the seance room

Nik: “Just ahead on the left, Madame Leota, the head psychic.”

Jen: “Bet you didn’t see that joke coming, but she did.”

In the cemetery

Nik: “ I once had a short-lived career as a gravedigger. They fired me for putting three pairs of shoes in every hole.”

Jen: “Why did you do that?”

Nik: “Because they said everyone needed to be six feet under.”

Now all we need is for our favorite Ghost Host to climb aboard the Amazon Annie steamer boat and take us on a spine-tingling Jungle Cruise journey. The haunted tour would offer a chilling challenge: To find a way out of the jungle.
Attractions Referenced

Haunted Mansion

Jungle Cruise

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